We all had a chance to watch a music video as if we were and alien seeing humans and their culture for the first time. Please make a report to your commander on your findings by answer four or more of these questions. Please make sure to write your findings in a paragraph and state the song and artist.
1. What do most earthlings look like?
2. Where and what do most humans live in?
3. What is the standard of living like on Earth?
4. How do earthlings earn their living?
5. How do they spend their free time?
6. How do men and women treat each other?
7. How do adults and their young treat each other?
8. What makes earthlings happy? Sad?
9. How do earthlings deal with anger, conflict, and violence?
Commander Zorox, I have just intercepted a video transmission from earth. It was called “Start all Over” by an earthling named Miley Cyrus. Based on this video I can tell you that …………
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Dear, commander Goldfish I have a found a video transmission called Crash my party by an earthling named Luke Bryan. Based on this video I can tell you that the earthlings spend their free time throwing parties. The men seem to all have a beard and it also seems that all the women have long hair. It seems that all the humans live in a dirt road area also called the country. The relationships between a man and a woman are really strong. So that commander Goldfish is my report on earthlings.
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Commander Xoral, I just intercepted a video transmission from earth. It was called “Face down” by the earthlings named The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Based on the video I can tell that some of them have short / long hair. They earn their living by making money. They spend their free time by making new music and hanging out with their friends. What makes them happy is by singing there new song they made. They deal with anger is by singing a song they all like.
By: Brendan
Commander Rixmen, I have just witnessed a video from planet Earth. The video I saw was made by and earthling named Anna Kendrick, And the song was called The Cup Song. Based on this video, I can tell you that……
Earthlings have light or dark skin tone, two eyes, two arms, two legs, etc.
Earthlings feel happy by receiving complements.
Earthlings feel sad by bullying and or disrespect.
Adult earthlings look after their children
And finally, Humans usually live in houses and or apartments.
This video has taught me a lot more about Earth and earthlings than anything I’ve ever witnessed on Earth before. I hope I get to watch more of earthlings incredible videos the next time I come back to Earth.
Commander Borax, I have just intercepted a video transmission from earth. Its was called “Start all over” by an earthling named Miley Cyrus. Based on this video I can tell you that these earthling look like human creatures they have eyes that are colors like brown, blue and hazel. Also I think humans spend there free time dancing making videos and hang out with there friends. I think when you say something mean or happy that’s what effects humans happy and sad. How do humans deal with anger or violence you may ask I think that humans handle it and the probably they talk it out and sometimes they need personal space. There relationships aren’t that different. The mom will talk to her child and tell him about world and like a mother she will protect. So after all humans and aliens aren’t that different
By: Bryce
Dear Commander Xenzor, me and my crew have intercepted a video transmission from planet Earth from an unknown source. In it, I saw the answer to the 5 questions you sent me…
Question 1. “What do earthlings look like?”
Earthlings look like tall, tan, skinny lifeforms with dark black hair, a pointy nose, and small eyes. Also, they have 5 fingers and dark, black hair. They also have small foreheads.
Question 2. “How do they spend their free time?”
Earthlings spend their free time using guns to rob people of their money. This automatically makes them hand over the money in a bag. Also, they wear masks to protect their identity.In this case, the human male’s mask was a devil’s mask.
Question 3. “What makes earthlings happy? Sad?”
The thing that makes earthlings happy is money. When they have a lot of money, they become really happy. The thing that makes them sad is getting robbed of their money. When the earthlings are robbed of their money, they get mad or sad.
Question 4. “Where in and what do humans live in?”
“Humans” live in large cities with houses with multiple floors. They usually live in apartments, as it was shown in the video.
Question 5. “How do earthlings deal with anger, conflict, and violence?”
Earthlings deal with their anger, conflict, and violence by yelling and arguing with eachother. If something isn’t working the way they want it, they will start yelling at eachother with angry expressions on their faces.
That is it for my report on the planet earth.
Dear commander Pickles I got an transmission about earthlings they look like tall white\black earthlings and on the music video flo rida it looks like they live in big wooden things that they call a house and the standard is looking like singing and dancing and its also looking like there living too and they spend there free time jogging on streets with there shirt off. And the relationships are the guy singing and the girls chasing this one guy. And relationships between adult and child it looks like adults love children like there own partner. And what earthlings get happy by doing something exiting and sad is like getting there feelings hurt and they deal with anger some by punching items or some other stuff and they deal with conflict or violence is for and example punching someone out.
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Commander jankness I have just intercepted a video transmission from earth. It was called “Good Feeling” by an earthling named Flo Rida. Based on this video I can tell you that they look like us but bigger and more softer a weird?. I also reseved that they spend most of there time on these tipe of computers that look like ours! I heard a councilor they like to call it say that earthlings make there self happy by whatching happy videos like that video I heard good feeling. I also heard that they get sad by other people they like to call bullying I heard its bad to bully. I also heard a earthling say that they calm there anger by talking it out and maybe whatching a happy video like I said earler goodfeeling. That was all I had to say to my cammander I will report to my space shuttle bye!!
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January 10, 2014 at 11:15 am
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Commander Zexs I have found a video from planet Earth it is good felling from florider. florider is the commander I know this because when he runs up and down street with no shirt everybody folows him. Also when he tells girls to dance they dance so he treats them like a toy and everybody is happy and partying and it does’t look like any of them has a job or chore. ITS ALL FUN. Thats all for now I will contact you when I have more informaion
Dear, Commander Zorox I have intercepted a video transmission from earth. It was called “started from the bottom” by an earthling named drake drizzy. Based on this video I can tell you that they have big muscles and drake is the king. We have no reason to attack they are al ready going to get them self’s blown up to little bits and pieces. All thou they do have money, cars, and fame and what makes them not happy is not having money, cars, and fame and the live in BIG houses and try to get girls and the standard is you have to do all these things.
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Commander Cucumber, I have just intercepted a video transmission from Earth. It was called”Good Feeling”. By an earthling by the name of Flo Rida. Based on this video I can tell you that earthlings are happy but ugly. They live in these big huge structures, and in their free time they like to move in some unknown fashoin! But I think they earn their living by making these videos of some sort to enterain other earthlings.
By Connor 🙂
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Commander Zorox I just intercepted a video transmissions from earth it was called good feeling by flo rida based on the video I can tell you what I have learned. That they are not that intelligent they spend there free time dance and sing all day and that they live in a big box and the standard of living on earth is having fun.
By:gage
Commander Lexor,
I have just intercepted a video transmission from earth; it was called “Good Feeling” by an earthling named Flo-rida. Based on this video, I answered 4 of your questions and came up with this…
What makes earthlings sad is when they have no money. What makes an earthling happy is when they dance to very loud music and have money to buy really expensive stuff.
Earthlings earn their living by acting crazy and taking off what they call clothes and dancing very crazily. Earthlings also earn their living by running around on stage and dancing in front of their followers. Flo-rida is obviously their master.
Earthlings deal with anger, conflict, and violence by writing or expressing it in their “music videos”. They also deal with it by acting silly to get their mind off of it by singing or dancing. Earthlings are very strange and different from us.
Earthlings spend their free time by throwing parties and acting crazy. They also spend their free time exercising and running through the whole city and their minions will follow. They also jump on rocks with a piece of rope.
They aren’t worth invading.
Dear commander Nets I have just intercepted a video transmission from earth. It was called “Firework” to me earthlings look big and little.
To me earthlings live not like us Commander Nets.
So earthlings like to sing in free time.
How they live they don’t live like on mars.
Humans get sad if they don’t sing.
See Commander Nets this is how earthlings live like.
By Brad
Dear Commander CookieDough, I have just observed a video called “God Gave me you” by an earthling named Blake Shelton. In this video I discovered how earthlings earn their living, how the relationships between a man and a woman, as well as an adult earthling and a child earthling, are. I also found out what make humans sad and what makes them happy.
Earthlings earn their living by doing helpful things for other beings. I know this because in the video a woman gave a couple their food, a student was very helpful to a freshman, and a paramedic earthling helped a man who had a bleeding head. The relationships between a man and a woman seem to be like they show a lot of respect towards each other, but at the same time they show some hatred. I think this because when a woman in a pink dress, a so called waitress, brought food to a couple, the man rejected the food that made the waitress drop and smash the plate. The relationships between a child and earthling are the same way except they show no hate just love and respect. I know this because when the waitress came home, a girl earthling ran up to her. The girl and the waitress, who is probably the earthling’s mother, hugged each other and the mother even kissed the girl on the forehead. Things that make earthlings happy in my opinion are when they get a great amount of compassion shown towards them. I believe this because when the freshman, waitress, and the man with a bleeding head were shown respect from other earthlings, they seemed to smile and have this happy look in them. Hatred and rudeness is what makes humans sad. I know this because when the man rejected the food that made the waitress drop it, the waitress looked like she was going to “cry”. Also, when the mans head started bleeding, he looked scared, sad, and even was in a panic until the paramedics came and helped him.
Dear Commander Zandor, I have just intercepted a video transmission from Earth. It was called “Lazy Song” by an Earthling named Bruno Mars.
Based on this video, I can tell you that men wear these dark goggles and have weird features.
Earthlings have these things called a “house” with non-floating furniture! They even have “beds” and not rocks, rocks are far more comfortable.
They act very silly by wearing these “chimpanzee masks” and moving around in rhythm. They also do these weird actions like doing the “duggie.”
They earn their living by making moving pictures and doing this so called thing “singing.”
They spend their free time by relaxing and dancing with chimpanzees. I think it’s awkward because the chimpanzees have bodies of men!
I have noticed that men and women have a physical and emotional romance relationship.
I have also noticed that the usual relationship between a child and an adult is the child is loved by the adult like it’s the adult child.
What makes earthlings happy or sad is when they get to do whatever they want to be happy and when they get “dumped” by their girlfriend or boyfriend, they’re sad.
What helps them deal with anger, conflict, or violence is to make a “video” or “hang out” with their “friends” when they’re down in the blues or can’t control their selves.
Dear Commander Zen
I found an alien communication system called the internet it helps the so called Humans communicate better and I found a thing called a music video.
I found the earthlings to be very loud and
1.Eathlings have big poofy hair, blinged out framed glasses, big nacklaces and bright tight pants. 2. I have learned that humans live in the Hollywood